FAQ's
Where are you located?
Born in the USA. Printed in the USA. (Florida and Texas, to be specific because apparently we needed more heat in our lives.)
For our international friends who've also earned the right to wear their age loudly we've got printers around the globe so your shirt arrives before your next birthday. Which, let's be honest, is coming faster than you think.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, aging is universal, and so are we. We ship worldwide.
Rates vary depending on where you're located, so check our shipping policy for the details specific to your corner of the planet. Wherever you are, the shirt will find you.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Absolutely. The moment your order ships, we'll send you a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch a little dot move across a map. We get it. We do it too.
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality, genuinely comfortable materials because at our age, if it itches, it's going in the trash.
Soft, durable, and easy on skin that's frankly been through enough. Exact materials vary by item — check the product page for specifics, assuming you remembered your reading glasses.